face-walk

when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience

1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.

2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!

guy 2: I wonder what you typed!

by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009

Facing North

A man who enjoys the sexual company of another man going penis to ass.

Me: “Turns out my boyfriend was gay the whole time.”
My stepdad: “You mean he’s facing North now?!”

by Cow_esperts January 8, 2021

Chicken-Faced

Sh!t-faced. Blacked-out drunk to the point where your face resembles that of a chicken.

Friend 1: "Dude, you were pretty chicken-faced last night.

Friend 2: "Yeah man, I can't remember a thing and I have no idea how I even got home."

by Chicken Faced Hero November 13, 2010

Bunker Faced

1. The act of getting punched in the face whilst in the air.

2. A punch to the face given to the receiver while the culprit holds him menacingly in the air.

Oh man, that kid totally just got bunker faced after trying to do a jump punch!

by ReachForTheBiscuit May 17, 2011

Face Confetti

After washing your face in the men's room, you discover there are no towels, requiring you to use toilet paper which leaves bits of tissue behind.

"Can you believe that dork walked into the meeting with face confetti?"

by NCarts July 13, 2018

Ur face

One of the most basic schools

Ur face

by 2018 November 29, 2018

cooper face

A face someone makes when a person thinks about someone named cooper or someone named cooper makes them laugh.

Did you see Mya's face. Oh yeah she had a total cooper face.

by JahMay🧆 May 8, 2021