National dick slap day

Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead

so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead

by Aniska May 25, 2018

National school shooter day

Occurs on December 17th, where it was a huge trend to threaten to shoot or blow up your school.

“Hey happy national school shooter day!”
“Thanks, you too”

by anonymous December 17, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

May 19th, time to get a little sexy 😉

Hey jen, happy national send nudes day! 🍆🍆

by scuba.steve May 19, 2019

National Fuck Keiko Day

A day to celebrate about the day when Keiko was spammed by an anonymous on secreto. Keiko deserves it, as Keiko has said slurs she cannot reclaim, cheats on her boyfriend (which is a double sin, knowing she's MUSLIM) and many other stuff. Fuck Keiko day!

"Yo dude! Did you know that today is National Fuck Keiko Day?"
"Oh my god really?! I've been waiting for this day!"

by Someone Who Doesnt Like Keiko June 29, 2022

National guy bsf day

You have to give your guy bsf all the attention all day even if you have a boy friend

national guy bsf day

by GOVERMENTOFFI August 27, 2021

Facebook Nation News Network

The Facebook Nation News Network, or the FNNN, provides the latest news of what's happening in the world via your Facebook news feed. It is constantly updating with the latest news covering a variety of topics.

"I just found out that Steve Jobs died from the Facebook Nation News Network!"

by S-dizzle12 October 6, 2011

National Tit Grab Month

In the month of november you can grab any girl or guys tits. it’s national tit grab month!

did u grab her tits? obviously it’s national tit grab month!

by rectumlicker November 1, 2019