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last-ball

a pool game created by two girls named shaelyn and mikayla in southwest alaska while they were bored.


RULES:
1. its kind of like 9-ball,
except you're able to make any ball you want,
even the 8 ball.
in this game, it doesn't matter if a player is stripes or solids.

2. when you scratch,
its the same thing as 8-ball,
you can only put it within the marks.
but you're actually able to hit in the balls in that area,
no ball is off limits.

3. you're able to combo off another ball,
just as long as those balls aren't the same.
example: if you combo a solid to a solid, or stripe to stripe,
and make one in, its the other persons turn.

4. while racking the balls,
you don't need to put them in order,
it doesn't matter which ones you hit in.

5. in order to win the game,
you must shoot the last ball in.

6. if you don't hit ANY balls during your shot,
then the other player is able to move the cue ball anywhere.

7. its your choice to play with calls or not,
but you have to call the last ball on the table.

8. if you're on the last ball, and you scratch,
you don't lose, its just the other persons turn.
BUT; if you make the last ball in,
and scratch on the same turn, you automatically lose the game.


its a fairly easy game.
you should try it somethime :
bob: "i don't feel like playing 9-ball."
bill: "well i don't wanna play 8-ball!"
bob: "gee willikers! what should we play?!"
bill: "EUREKA! we should play last-ball!"
both: "yayyyyy! we love last-ball!"
by mikayla [mih-kay-luh] December 26, 2008
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wet balls

hairy and soaked in beer

balls that are tossed into specially arranged plastic cups for the purpose.. to help out a parched friend, or to show off your pong skills, or to bring more business to the beer companies or your local liquor store.

light-weight with alot of bounce
"Please wipe off your wet balls before aiming."

You just wet your balls in my beer cup.
by Wed. Wife and Sexi Lexi & Sara October 20, 2010
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she-balls

When the vaginal lips droop so low that they resemble the male teste.
"Holla! Dat hoe's she-balls are mad sexy!"

"When I was cleansing my g-spot in the tub, I came to a horrific discovery that my vulva was uncommonly droopy, therefore, I have been diagnosed with she-balls!"
by KOOCH, D2M + MOLEY June 17, 2008
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ball buster

when you tell a friend how horrible something would be and later that day while still with that friend, the same thing you mentioned happens.
You- "Dude, if I caught Jessica cheating on me, I would kill myself."

(later that day)
You see Jessica making out wiht a "nerd", who fininshed weight lifting and is all sweaty

Your Friend "Dude, what a ball buster!!"
by whats up society? July 26, 2010
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Chison ball

When you're doing a girl doggie style and just as you cum you hit her over the head with a rubber chicken.
That girl is a total freak. Last night I chison balled her and she was totally into it!
by Chison King April 15, 2011
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ball yourself

To draw on one's courage, usually in preparation for a daring or difficult test.
If you really like the girl, just ball yourself and ask her out.

"I am going to go in there and kick the shit out of that asshole."
"Ball yourself."
by KevintheOH September 16, 2008
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Tired Balls

It's where you have fucked every woman that you know. That moment when you realize you have screwed every hoe at the party, and now you must move on to the inanimate objects of the scene. You have fucked the walls, the sofa, the TV, the toaster, hell you've screwed the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl at this point. You now currently understand the definition of "tired balls". What a wise person you have become. Charismatic indeed! ;)
"You see Ferdinand at the party last night? Dude screwed the whole hole house literally. Property damage was so bad from the cock wielding party shark the government had to pay for the land to be terraformed into a recognizable state. Dat foo must of had some tired balls!.... hehe... Yeah... penis rage!"
by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) December 1, 2013
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