banana king

the idiot that eats the banana

dude we went to the banana show.. DAMONS THE NEW BANANA KING!!!!!

by thatguyroach April 18, 2010

King Kong

The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

Oh Babe you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

by King Kong Long Slong March 8, 2021

12 to the king

When you accidentally waste money on something that benefits someone else who dont deserve it. can be any number i just thought 12 was funny.

ex: “ Guess that’s 12 to the king, im never seeing again”

by thefreckledasian June 16, 2022

King Gizzard

1. Easily the most exciting band since the turn of the century, or ever.
They put out 1-5 albums per year, completely varying in genre base (psych-rock, thrash and prog metal, avante garde jazz, folk, garage, electronica, indie, prog rock, etc..), yet still incredibly consistent in quality. Not a jam band, a band that jams.

2. A band with an amazing and dedicated fan base of very kind people.

“Yo do you like King Gizzard”
“They are OK, but I’ve only listened to Omnium Gatherum.”
“Understandable, That is not their best work, check out Nonagon Infinity or L.W”
“Wow! These guys rock! So Crish.”

by Churd August 6, 2024

King for Root

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member

Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?

by onlineman May 8, 2022

matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018

Kings chalice

When a chick drinks the cum out of a used condom

" Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?"

" Sure did bro, she drank out of the Kings chalice"

by Weedgurlie April 1, 2021