two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017

squirrel water

1. Another name for the Nut Juice, a squirrel's favorite drink.

2. A liquid that someone dropped or dunked their nuts in.

I almost thought she would waste my squirrel water on the ground, but with longing eyes she savored every last drop.

by kinezumi December 11, 2008

urban dictionary needs some holy water

bleach

Person1: dudeeeee, urban dictionary needs some holy water RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEchex gomoku

by jthejthejthej January 13, 2022

Muddy Waters

If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....

Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...

by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 17, 2020

water

a liquid that u drink

i need water
you need some milk

by scarlettclay December 1, 2020

Dog water

Terrible at everything

Your dog water kid scram

by Yo mamá April 12, 2022

Logan Lake Water Slide

When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line that’s around the same width as you(if you don’t have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the “Water slide” has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the “slide” in “doggystyle”. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.

Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! I’ll get the coffee.

by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024