When you're having sex and you cum on their chest - grab a spoon and use the back of it to smear it around in a circle, the nips are already the peperonis and then you grab some olives and chuck it at them. Bone apple tea!
by Lemon Isit February 20, 2021
Get the Dirty Pizza mug.While having sex doggie style the man inserts his finger or thumb into the girls anus. After he removes the finger(s) from the stink hole he gets an itchy nose and accidentally scratches his nose with the stink finger in which he basically gives himself a dirty sanchez.
While Mike was fucking his girlfriend doggy style he got a nose itch and dirty sanchized himself with the finger he pulled out of her ass.
by ThunderKawK January 9, 2017
Get the dirty sanchized mug.Where a female lubricates her vagina on the big toe of her male or female partner and then spoons the said lubricant into a glass container to be used in old age when her vagina is dry and dusty.
by GreatBigToe May 19, 2019
Get the Dirty Gaynor mug.A dirty Cailyn is only for the legless. You start by spitting on the dick, then you begin to spin on the dick, putting your arms out and becoming one as a helicopter. Right as he’s about to cum, you just get up and leave. But with your arms of course, army crawling, because you have no legs.
by Catsarenicee August 28, 2022
Get the Dirty Cailyn mug.When a woman inserts an organic cupcake into her pussy, then makes you glaze it with cum, then pulls it out and you both eat it.
I was expecting coffee and cake, but she surprised me with a Dirty Angeleen instead. The cupcake was a bit salty.
by Skorpio J June 6, 2020
Get the Dirty Angeleen mug.Used to describe a unworthy, unclean, disgustingly irritating and socially distant person. Usually riff raff of society....
I thought she was my kind of girl until i met her old boyfriend! Wow what a Dirty Curmudgeon he was!
by SOB5150 August 29, 2016
Get the Dirty Curmudgeon mug.This is when a man is getting head in his car he quickly pulls his dick out of her mouth and aggressively starts to swing his dick around and around like a windmill right before blowing his load, getting it all over himself, her face and the inside of the windows in the car. All the while he is loudly howling like a wolf.
Man, the inside of my car windows are always smeared up and fuckin sticky, but what can I say, she just loves it when I pull the ol "Dirty Geno" move on her.
by J.louis502 December 3, 2020
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