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Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.
"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"
by Monkey baws January 12, 2017
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puffle fuck

Noun:

Displeasure order distain for another's emotionally unstable view of ambiguous gender identity or gender "fluidity."
If you want to be taken seriously on scientific subjects, don't be a "puffle fuck."
by Say nay July 9, 2017
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Semper Fucked

Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.
Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.

Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
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Fuck Voyage

Sexual Rumspringa in any young or old persons life. A literal fuck fest with several different partners.
Spencer has just begun his first fuck voyage, having slept with three new partners this week.
by CSUChicoCrops June 25, 2016
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Sniping Fuck

One who chooses the sniper rifle in online FPS because he lacks the tactics to use any other weapon
"i just got killed off a wee sniping fuck" "That sniping fuck just quick scoped me"
by amanagainstquickscoping November 13, 2011
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just for the fuck of it

For no particular reason; for the sake of it.
James: dude why are you dressed like Grim Reaper, it's not Halloween anymore
John: idk, just for the fuck of it
by vejtics November 27, 2019
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Grudge fuck

Having rough sex or having sex to get back at that person
by Daddy70 May 24, 2018
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