christmas penis

When you decorate your penis with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top

I showed her my Christmas Penis but she wasn't amused

by Santa's a little pervert December 2, 2013

Ir0n Penis

Ir0n Penis is a symptom for Ir0nitus which is a deasese which is caught by wathing Ir0nislands show to much!

"My Penis Wont go down!"

"Maybe youve got an erection"

"For Five days?"

"Let me see!"

"Omfg its an ir0n Penis!"

by DavedaysJR May 4, 2009

penis traitor

function: Adjective
One who changes sides after experiencing the delights of an enemy's sexuality (commonly their manhood). The penis traitor will commonly abandon all existing friends in favor of their new pleasure source.

Megan was my best friend until she started sleeping with Timmy. Now that penis traitor won't return my calls.

by RatherAbandoned April 16, 2008

smallest penis

Austin Parker

Austin's penis is the smallest penis

by jdbrbrbrbrbfj June 22, 2016

Hunters penis

A hunters penis is kinda none existent

So I heard jerry has a hunters penis

by Hunter is really gay111 December 21, 2018

snaggle penis

A guy with a crooked penis.

Kris W has a snaggle penis.

by Iron Chef9 March 29, 2011

Nathaniels penis

Big as fuck

John: I enjoyed Nathaniels penis last night

by THE ALLFATHER May 11, 2021