national pussy fuck day

Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)

Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!

Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate

by Obf.charles May 25, 2018

national grab a dick day

On April 13 it will be national grab a dick day just like grab a boob day or grab an ass day you will grab a dick

Katelyn: Sarah did you just grab his dick?
Sarah: It’s national grab a dick day.

by Kyle💎 💎💎 May 25, 2018

Centre for United Nations Technology

Acronym for a derogatory term for a person (usually a woman). Considered by many to be one of the most offensive acronyms in the English language.

Person 1: I fucking hate Chris!
Person 2: Yeah, he definitely works for the Centre for United Nations Technology.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure he founded it.

by yalooze February 8, 2010

National Kylie Minogue Day

National Kylie Minogue Day is on Oct 5th, when we celebrate the one and only Goddess, and we worship and praise all her work, by listening to lots of her songs. This is a national holiday but unfortunately it’s not approved by the government but we continue to celebrate the beautiful Australian throughout the day at work or school. Ways to celebrate include; parties, masturbation and dancing!! Enjoy ;))

Uncle Steve the Sugardaddy: “Ahh I can’t wait to pop one off on National Kylie Minogue Day”

Little Steve: “You dirty pedo!”

by kylie_minogue_is_the_fittest_ October 1, 2020

National send nudes day

On april 28th you may send and recieve nudes from anyone you desire

Only for 24 hours...

Happy National send nudes day!!

*Sends nudes*

by Nomotivation May 31, 2018

national make-out day

Whether or not your single you will make-out with someone April 13th every year. Making out isn't just a kiss on the lips. Its passionate kissing for an extended period of time. It should take at least a minute if your not a pussy. If your at school try not to get caught! I recommend making out during gym. ;)

hey today is national make-out day guys.

by Your mom lit af May 25, 2018

National throw Faizaan day

OCTOBER 12-grab a tiny man called faizaan and throw them, drag them, bully them and abuse them however you like or do whatever you like because they are short!!

Must be over 5’1 to throw him and any other small person . SMALL PEOPLE YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE....

Mandem: ‘yo Faizaan'
Faizaan: ‘Lowe it lowe it'
Mandem:'REST UP'
Faizaan:'NOOOOO'
Mandem:' WHY U RUNNING'
Happy national throw Faizaan day

by RM #MOB October 6, 2020