playing like Betty White

Performing badly at any task, especially at work, because of being hungry.

This term is derived from a Snickers commercial that originally aired during Superbowl XLIV.

Boss: Joe, you were supposed to have this done an hour ago.

Joe: Sorry, boss. I was in a hurry this morning and I skipped breakfast, so now I'm playing like Betty White.

by Gene Yoos March 13, 2011

LPP (Likes Per Post)

1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.

2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.

"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"

by tobmeister July 7, 2014

Like a pig sucking a straw

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina

"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"

by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020

Life is like a box of chocolates

It doesn't last long if you're fat

Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.

by bigdaddythemadlad January 24, 2020

smelling like boo boo

-When someone’s breath smells like shit
-a shitty smell
-smelling like poop

boy-you look like a devil. smelling like boo boo
girl-woo i'm really smelling like boo boo today

by kaykay2906 March 22, 2022

It smells like broke boy

What you say to somebody when they don’t have AirPods and you do.

Wyatt:”Nate it smells like broke boy.”
Nate:”hey not everybody can afford air pods.”

by Meme lord Nate January 11, 2019

hanging like goofeys ears

when a women's lips are hanging low like goofeys ears

oh my god her lips were hanging like goofeys ears

by sea donkey slayer March 13, 2011