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Like a pig sucking a straw

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina
"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"
by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020
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a likely benefit triggers action

People and animals decide how to act based on a sophisticated and usually subconscious cost /benefit analysis they conduct.
People and animals have already run a cost/benefit analysis of each behavior they repeat, and know the benefit(s) repeating each of those actions will yield.

When a human or an animal foresees that it is very likely that a specific action will produce a specific benefit, he or she will execute it.

Thus, "a likely benefit triggers action."
by but for March 5, 2018
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LPP (Likes Per Post)

1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.

2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.
"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"
by tobmeister July 7, 2014
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Smelling like a Christmas tree

Damn, Kyle was smelling like a Christmas tree at school today.
by Horseeeeeee January 31, 2016
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Your genus likes penis

A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Dave: your family tree LGBT!

Chad: your ancestors incestors!

Dave : your species feces

Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS

in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.
by Ethan Blandbarry May 19, 2018
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hanging like goofeys ears

when a women's lips are hanging low like goofeys ears
oh my god her lips were hanging like goofeys ears
by sea donkey slayer March 13, 2011
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Like 5 cocks in a glove

Like the expression 2 peas in a pod, but often used for things there are greater than two of.
The Smith quintuplets are like 5 cocks in a glove, all alike and inseperable.
by Rellearium October 24, 2022
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