Do I look fat?

Is this a trick question?

Wife: Do I look fat?

You: No you don't(really means yes).

by sit-yo-fat-ass-down June 15, 2018

why do i try

Because it will all be worth it in the end

Why do I try: because it will all be worth it in the end; just keep pushing

by Lil Shady November 22, 2017

Do you like them?

A phrase/ question commonly used to ascertain whether another person finds your testes amicable

Alex: *sends grotesque teste picture* "Do you like them?"
Person 2: Fuck off old man, or ill wet ya

by realtackshooter August 3, 2023

What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.

Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!

by Riot_man April 26, 2010

monkey see monkey do

an expression describing someone who imitates another person's actions, good or bad,simply by having watched them before.

"OMG did you about little Billy from down the street?? apparently he burned a house down...right here in the neighborhood!!"

"yeah, well his older brother used to do the same thing when he was around...monkey see monkey do I guess."

by polo November 25, 2004

why do i exist

There is no reason

Why do I exist? There is no reason

by Boomexplodey December 19, 2017

do you want the smoke

It means do you want to fight me.

What’s good, do you want the smoke?

by PinkDuckSauce96 December 22, 2018