Deez Nuts

The second biggest joke candidate running running for US President of 2016.

"Deez Nuts is gaining on Trump."

by Lafferty October 2, 2015

nut in the butt

when something just hits so different it’s not a regular nut, it’s a nut in the butt.

“Wow that guy is so hot. Nut in the butt”

“My pizza looks smack rn. Nut in the butt”

by nutta butta December 30, 2020

The euphoria nut

The euphoria nut is when you nut so hard you achieve divinity. This power can only last for a short while and after the experiense you are rewarded with wisedom and honor.

Guy "Fap fap fap fap"
Guy "Aaaaaaah! I know the answers of the world "
Guy " THE EUPHORIA NUT"
Guy "Forgets it all"

by Eliasboi November 4, 2019

snail nut

An incredibly slow cummer.

Britney's hand cramped up so much during the lengthy handjob she was giving Justin, she was convinced he had snail nut.

by MaryJanexo October 8, 2016

nuts on par

A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.

Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.

by Alfred August 23, 2006

Nuts-Faced

A common term used by fanatics of NCAA Football describing a severe instance of being out-schemed, or getting shit on by a Grand Scheme offense, usually in a shotgun set. Named so for the action of "Nuts to the Face" oft practiced by such football fanatics.

*Player 1 runs the passing play 4 verticals with Oregon's offense, passes to his X receiver, and completes for a 55 yd. touchdown*
Player 2, the defender, shakes his head in shame.

Observer--"Damn you just got nuts-faced son!"

Alternative Use--Nuts..........Face. (Rinse and Repeat)

by Rambler4B November 25, 2010

Nut burger

When you wanna nut, but yo girl wants a sandwich and you spy the opportunity for a playful prank.

Bro that's not a "Nut burger", why'd you just nut in your own sandwich

by SaltyPretzle July 2, 2018