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courtney loving

When a woman squirts all over her lovers face and her partner is unaware and unprepared.
Yo bro so I was eating out my girl last night and she was get real into it and she Courtney Loved me bro.

Courtney Loving-When a woman squirts all over her lovers face and her partner is unaware and unprepared.
by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016
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Jocelyn Love

A man who will sweep you off your feet. He’s quite flamboyant and charming. He will always call you his “darling
Random person:doesn’t Jocelyn Love look fabulous today?
Other random person:yes indeed
by JoJo Jam May 24, 2021
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Agegap Love

Term used by internet pedophiles and members of NAMBLA to identify one another and discuss their predatory behavior, as well as softening the impact of describing their intentions without jarring words like "pedophilia," or "assault of a child." This code word is used, generally, within 5-24 months before being featured on an episode of To Catch A Predator.
"Luke identified as a Minor Attracted Person on his Reddit account, and spent hours arguing for Agegap Love on social media platforms when he wasn't downloading illicit imagery."
by Mystery Babylon the Great January 20, 2021
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Misdirective Love

A love or relationship that helps you realise your actual love for another. It is where you have been too distracted with your current partner to be mindful of anybody else, however, once the honeymoon period of the relationship passes, you realise the misdirection.

It works much the same as the misdirection used in a magic trick or a pickpocketing, where you realise that your watch or wallet is gone.
Brad: Man, did Jennifer look stunning tonight and she was flirting with me and everything; wish that she was mine.
Curt: Really? What about Alex, you know, your new girlfriend?
Brad: Ahh yeah...I've obviously been so distracted by her that I never noticed how much I want Jen!
Curt: That is some unfortunate Misdirective Love because now you're stuck with Alex.
by Ryryq March 5, 2010
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love penguin

When a person meets a girl he loves very much and want to stay forever with them.just like penguins when they meet theyre mate they stay with them forever.
Tyler's love penguin is Hailey
by smurtfellow2500 December 22, 2014
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love yogurt

My boss's favorite afternoon treat, after incessant love making
In college, I gave countless females my love yogurt after some afternoon delight.
by Edward, Jr. November 20, 2013
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love layer

A layer for comfort. Fat that is good for cuddling.
Ally: OMG he's hot!
Addi: But does he have a love layer?
Ally: No...
Addi:Then he's no good.
by Auxun July 4, 2016
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