Jen-Green

When someone squirts/rockets poop on the lower lid or backboard of the toilet. Due to reasons that are unknown, poor diet or impatient timing expected.

Man, someone Jen-greened the toilet again. Iv had so much Taco Bell I feel like i might pull a Jen-green.

by Riotville October 19, 2022

Green FN

Green Fuck Nigga is an insult used when someone is being cocky.

Person 1: “lol i just beat your ass on 2k for the 18th time in a row”

Person 2: “shutup green fn”

by DamnThatsWild June 17, 2024

Green m&m

That fucking m&m makes me so fucking enebdnjejejsnenwnwnsnna i just wanna dhehehhehrhehr

Pov me when green m&m cums: heheheiejendbdbdndnndkd
#hshahahwheh

by Pdiggggggle June 18, 2022

Green

Someone who is willing to perform sexual acts with little hesitation.

I used to talk to her but she green fool.

by bjune1234 July 1, 2019

Forgetting the green tea

When a man does insignificant that enrages your significant other.

Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.

Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.

by Secrete sauce June 26, 2021

The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.

PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

green fn

Green fn stands for "green fuck nga" edited into an algorithmically friendly acronym.

The term comes from the NBA 2K series. In those games, the quality of a basketball shot is measured with a colored meter. Green signifies the most effective shot, but it is also the most difficult to hit. Thus, saying "Green FN" is basically the video game equivalent of shouting "Kobe!" while shooting a crumpled-up piece of paper into the trash.

*makes trick shot*
"Green FN!"

by vcsnxri March 18, 2024