elongated, fat penis

Alan Lam's head.

He has an elongated, fat penis for a head.

by JOKa August 12, 2003

fat crack

a slang term used to describe puppy chow because it is as addicting as crack but you definitely do not get skinny while eating it. It tends to make you gain weight from not being able to stop eating it once you start.

Hey I made some fat crack last night, want some?

Once you get started on the fat crack, you can't stop.

by countryprincess43 March 25, 2010

fat head

nick name for a ground worker whom's head will not fit through doorways, under bridges or on trains. other habits may include drinking carling and pulling one side of their face down to make a wonky fat head.

wow, look at that bloke digging a hole wearing orange, he is such a fat head

by Tom wilcox September 19, 2011

fat pauly

Farting while getting a blow job.

Did you hear that Mike pulled a fat pauly last night?

by MaverickToepp December 24, 2008

fat cheesy morrocan

short, stubby fat. One who lies about anything and everything possible. One who is a coward

Lies: Being a boxer since the age of 7; His dad working at a mazda and kia dealership; Getting an invite to McMaster University Football orientation; Dislocating his sholder from throwing one hard punch; Telling his friends that he has to pay $4000/month for car insurance.

Coward: Sets up a fight with another person and doesn't show up for it; Takes his shirt off in public.

by F.Q.C. April 11, 2005

Fat People Musk

That smell fat people have. You all know it. Caused mostly by the fact that they're too fat to reach back there to take care of business. So they use the wipe forward to get the job done. Leaves the Fat People Musk.

He's a great guy but I couldn't possibly date him, he has that fat people musk.

Things were going great, I was rounding third headed home, and then I got a whiff of the fat people musk. I had to end the night there.

by wrather420 July 22, 2011

Mississippi Fat Back

The process of having sexual intercourse with the vertical canal that results from squeezing together rolls of fat and/or loose skin on an obese woman's back.

My 300lb girlfriend wants to stay a virgin so she lets me give her a Mississippi Fat Back and spooge in her perm.

by murd3rfun July 28, 2010