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Emile Heskey Syndrome

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.
Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.
by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010
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Fidel Alcohol Syndrome

When you consume mass libations and begin acting like a vicious dictator, ordering people around and treating others like your subordinates.
Castro wakes up and sees that Carlos has a black eye.
"What happened to you cuz?"- Castro
"You got completely hammered and developed Fidel Alcohol Syndrome. After you tried to start a fight with the bouncer for not letting you in, I told you to calm down, then you punched me in the face!"-Carlos
"Sorry cuz, I totally blacked out!"-Castro
by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008
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Bitch Face Syndrome

A disorder in which a person has a face that makes you think he/she is a bitch. Said person might not actually be a bitch, but they look like one. BFS can be used for short.
Chris: Wow, that girl has a severe case of Bitch Face Syndrome.
Mandy: Yeah, she looked pissed off for no reason.
by MasterAtNone91 January 20, 2010
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Emo Rage Syndrome

An affliction with causes unknown.

Symptoms include: hyperactive passive aggressive behavior, stunted one word responses to questions, cleaning sprees, increased world of warcraft use, silence.

The syndrome reignites every few months for a period of 7-10 days. Once that length of time is complete, it is followed by 2-3 days of extreme euphoria. It appears once this disease has infected a person, there is no cure.
Anan isn't coming out to dinner with us tonite. His emo rage syndrome has resurfaced.
by asdfhdfgje April 22, 2008
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PanDOORa's Box Syndrome

The rage and profanity you let out of your mouth when someone exits your room and closes your door to the point where it's just ALMOST closed, but it ends up staying open a crack.
I get PanDOORa's Box Syndrome when just after my mom gets in my room and "closes my door", and I have to take a break from wanking to ensure maximum security.
by Totally O' Riginal January 24, 2011
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Brandon Walsh Syndrome

Named after the character from Beverly Hills 90210, it is when a girl best friend falls for her male best friend, knowing there is no chance at all for it to be anything more than just platonic. Like Andrea Zuckerman and Brandon Walsh.
I can't beleive I like Joe, I seriously have Brandon Walsh Syndrome.

Ex. Did you see Mary, she is always with Ben, she seriously must have Brandon Walsh Syndrome.
by heartmonkey February 20, 2009
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42 Dugg Syndrome

When someone listens to “We Paid” by Lil Baby and 42 Dugg, they get shorter. HENCE why 42 Dugg is so short.
Oh dang! Jerry listened to We Paid almost 20 times! I think he’s suffering from 42 Dugg Syndrome! (this is for a video. please publish it.)
by Hiawatha123 August 26, 2020
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