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Bidet Fuck

It is the new trend. Kanye started this idea shortly after his tour. The male takes a shit and then fucks his lover and you must make her squirt and then you use her squirting to simulate a bidet and clean your ass.
Molly said " I had sex with Vince and I suggested the new Kanye Bidet fuck and first he was against it but it was awesome. I squirted like a damn fire hydrant on a hot summer day in a broke neighbor hood. His ass has never been so clean.
by isiskillall October 22, 2018
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fuck dialing

Making unintended phone calls while fucking. Generally caused when someone leaves a cell phone on the bed, causing random buttons to be pressed during sex.

Similar to ass dial.
After fuck dialing girlfriends other boyfriend last night at 2am, he got a little pissed.
by busted! October 23, 2008
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fuck potential

used when a girl looks good in a picture, but needs to be seen in real life to verify how good she looks.
~dude, look at the picture of the girl i met at the party the other night!

~well, i'll admit that she has fuck potential.
by kelownagoalie29 April 18, 2009
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fucking kinda

Refers to a manipulation expert usually working behind the scenes to fuck people over.
Person 1: He tried to convince her to live with him just so he can have a chance with her after she breaks up with her boyfriend.
Person 2: Fucking Kinda.
by demoedits October 16, 2019
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crusty fuck

An older individual who is dirty in appearance and also an asshole.
"Did you see that old man hit our car with his shopping cart, what a crusty fuck!"
by Travvykenj December 10, 2013
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munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!
by Beester May 16, 2009
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Atomic Fuck

When you fuck somebody so hard that the atoms collide and cause a nuclear blast, disintegrating everything nearby.
Frank: "Why is Jake not here and half the town is missing?"
Josh: "Because Jake atomic fucked a girl into oblivion"
by erp01 February 5, 2018
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