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Face drowning

To drown one's face while being submerged in liquids or fluids, either sexually, or the actual drowning of.
1. If you're in an irate state, due to a certain individual pissing you off. You may want to drown their face, in the sink, pool, toilet, lake, ocean,etc;"Face drowning"

2. During sexual occurances and activities, in which the person giving oral sex, is acquainted and suprised by vast amounts of fluid "Face drowning"
by II_Conceited October 15, 2010
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face vindication

Finding an old crush on Facebook who rejected your advances back in the day, and choosing not to befriend them because, man, they turned out fugly and well, you are pretty good looking.
G: Yo, found Andrea D on the FB
T: Y'all friends now?
G: Man, she fugly, don't want to revisit that.
T: You finally got yourself some face vindication brah!
by Sticky AKA September 1, 2015
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face suckle

Guy 1: Dude did hear about john's new girl?
Guy 2 : Yeah he told me he got some face suckle last time he saw her.
by Somerandomedude November 15, 2017
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eights to the face

Mixing powdered alcohol with an 8 ball... To the face
Jimmy took those eights to the face like a champ, but now he is bleeding.
by Devs00 March 18, 2015
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Your Face

It is the best comeback ever, and can be used in response to anything. It will work on anyone, but some may be extremely offended, annoyed, or entertained. It should be either used with utmost caution or constantly. It is a very powerful weapon it could even start wars. (That's how Star Wars started) It also works better than "Your Mom!".
It can be used when overhearing someone.
Person 1: Man, that car was the stupidest thing I've ever seen
Person 2: Your Face is the stupidest thing I've ever seen!

Or when being insulted
Person 1: Your stupid.
Person 2: Your face is stupid!

Or use for a set up
Person 1: That's a dumb tree
Person 2: Your face is a dumb tree!
Person 1: That doesn't make sense.
Person 2: Your face doesn't make sense!

Or when you can't think of something to respond with
Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Your face!
Person 1: That doesn't work!
Person 2: Your face doesn't work!
Person 3: Ohhh! Sick burn!
Person 1: Oh come on!
by Mr. Know It All (Seriously) February 22, 2019
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face scale

a quick way of displaying emotion when you cant be arsed showing said emotions
john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale
by kyranist July 19, 2011
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Spatula face

A person that is nice and friendly on one side, but flips to mean and nasty when they don't get their way.
He acted professional to everyone, but some spatula face still talked shit about him behind his back.
by Lezzbar April 26, 2017
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