Shit the Bed

The 2016-2017 Minnesota Vikings, who started out 5-0 and ended 8-8.

The Minnesota Vikigs really shit the bed this year.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 2, 2017

Piece of shit

Conservative party member and Canadian Environment Minister Peter Kent. Like most members of the Canadian conservative party, Peter Kent is shamelessly partisan in all he does and says. He slavishly follows party talking points and directives, and is willing to destroy his country's reputation and democratic principles in order to increase the power of his party.

So really, while Peter Kent certainly is a piece of shit, he isn't really any bigger of a piece of shit than Stephen Harper or anybody else in the conservative cabinet.

Peter Kent: "I'm going to ban attendance at a major environmental conference for anyone who's not a member of the conservative party, and then I'm going to openly mock my parliamentary opponents for the fact they didn't attend the conference."

Justin Trudeau: "You piece of shit."

by cynicalidealist December 16, 2011

fire shit

When the act of taking a shit is accompanied sensation of your rectum being on fire.
Exclusively used for the morning after drinking cheap beer.

After drinking an underteminable amount of PBR, I had the worst fire shit.

by woody April 30, 2003

shit-fucker

1. some asshole who pisses you off

2. a man who puts his penis in the asshole of a woman who is recently returned from the bathroom

1. that shit-fucker just keyed my car

2. my husband is a shit-fucker

by AMIRacle September 30, 2007

Shit Noodle

When a guy injects his penis into the anal opening and has sex with it for a long period of time, well the shit noodle is what comes from the tiny little whole in this penis the next morning. It's literally a noodle of shit.

Poop- "HOLY SHIT MAN, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T FIT IN THAT LITTLE HOLE DUDE, I CAN'T FIT."

Man- "GET OUT POOP, GET OUT. YOU'RE HURTING MY SHAFT."

Poop- "I GOT IT. SHIT NOODLE FORM. I'M NOODLIN' OUT."

by Shitnoodlefanatic October 19, 2009

shit bricks

The natural, although foul smelling, human reaction to something illogical to the max

"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."

by Earl85 April 1, 2008

shit fuck

n. Someone who is a real piece of work. A jerk, asshole, jewbag or just someone fucking annoying.

"Look at this shit fuck."

by Lord L July 29, 2008