Did I ask

When a person (usually called evan)Says did I ask when all you did was tell him something

"Evan my dad just fucking died"
"Sorry jayson,Did I ask?

by Denis O'Sullivan March 8, 2020

I drink cum

If you're here you're probably bored and you're searching weird shit on urban dictionary for no reason.

Don't be ashamed, I search weird random dumb shit on urban dictionary all the time too. #nolifegang

X: I can't think of any more weird shot to type on urban dictionary I've already searched basically everything
Y: have you searched "I drink cum"?
X: omg,good idea

by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021

i got nothin

"I have nothing of comedic value to add"

crazy man: "Dude! The flight 93 memorial is totally an islamic shrine with hella islamic symbolism and sundials and shit!"

ironic joker man: "Uhh... Sorry, I got nothin."

by James Colshot December 28, 2005

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

i give brain

The definition of I give brain is another phrase if sucking dick

I give brain :Sarah- so honey what should we do tonight in bed

Jim- maybe you could give me some brain
Sarah: unbuckled jims pants whipped out his cock and sucked it like a blow pop

by Lil d.e.x January 28, 2018

I/d/k

I don't know..........

It is, i/d/k - 12:40-5pm.

by Fuzzpop24 May 17, 2006

i searched this up

YAY!

Person1: i searched this up
Person2: hell yah lets party

by Theguywhosaysthings March 17, 2021