Cheese-Grate

(v) the act of pooping your pants through lace-back underwear or a thong subsequently "cheese-grating" your poop.

I sharted my pants and I was wearing lace underwear! It just went right through!!

Nah, you didn't shart, you cheese-grated yourself!

by Figgletree_44 October 20, 2014

cheese caking

when a person smiles or laughs or has a strange facial expression.

shane was cheese caking after becky told him she was pregnant with his baby.shane was filled with joy to become a father.So then Becky started to cheese cake as well to become a mother and that shane was just as happy as her.

by aquarius2492clark June 17, 2012

Mudded Cheese Pussy

Term used when a brick and/or wheel of cheese is inserted into a saggy loose vagina that has been plowed by a massive tree like cock.

"Dude, I could really go for some mudded cheese pussy!"

by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

ham and cheese curtains

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

by Champloo October 28, 2006

Efron Cheese-Pie

When a male sticks his penis into a glory-hole, and the person on the other side inserts a toothpick into that mans urethra. They then get a cheese grater and grate the mans penis (length-wise) until they get back to the toothpick.

*Zack Efron inserts penis into glory-hole"
Zack Efron: "Do you want an Efron Cheese-pie?"
Man 1: "Yes, i do!"
*Inserts toothpick into Zach Efron's penis*
*Grates until he see's toothpick*
Zack Efron: "Wow, i sure needed that toothpick!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW"

by Tsarinus Birch Nine December 31, 2011

Wisconsin Cheese Grater

When someone sucks cum through their braces.

"That underage girl gave me a Wisconsin Cheese Grater."

by TheTrailer May 25, 2009