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Nut Stache

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.
1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?
by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014
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skeet nut

by Slerpup June 6, 2018
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Nut and sleep

When you just want an orgasm and go straight to sleep without all the other faff that usually goes with sex . Eg. Foreplay . Position changes.
She was too tired for adventurous sex , so we just did nut and sleep .
by UnfairNarwhal November 30, 2017
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Nut-aholic

People who are to obsessed with saying the phrase Deez Nutz
Shut up! Your a nut-aholic
by GOJ3 January 10, 2016
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nut-hook

Dude u just got nut-hooked
by Nut-hook March 1, 2018
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Whore nuts

When a man will sleep with anyone for butter pecan ice cream
Mindy: Did you hear that kenny slept with ashley for butter pecan ice cream?

Christine: What a whore nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mindy & christine November 3, 2009
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nut run

1.A person who is useless
2.A drip of sweat that starts at the underside of your nuts where your ass crack starts and runs down your nuts getting your underpants wet.
Damn it is so hot I already experienced nut run.
by Eli March 4, 2004
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