Nut burger

When you wanna nut, but yo girl wants a sandwich and you spy the opportunity for a playful prank.

Bro that's not a "Nut burger", why'd you just nut in your own sandwich

by SaltyPretzle July 2, 2018

Nuts-Faced

A common term used by fanatics of NCAA Football describing a severe instance of being out-schemed, or getting shit on by a Grand Scheme offense, usually in a shotgun set. Named so for the action of "Nuts to the Face" oft practiced by such football fanatics.

*Player 1 runs the passing play 4 verticals with Oregon's offense, passes to his X receiver, and completes for a 55 yd. touchdown*
Player 2, the defender, shakes his head in shame.

Observer--"Damn you just got nuts-faced son!"

Alternative Use--Nuts..........Face. (Rinse and Repeat)

by Rambler4B November 25, 2010

Nut-aholic

People who are to obsessed with saying the phrase Deez Nutz

Shut up! Your a nut-aholic

by GOJ3 January 10, 2016

skeet nut

A nickname for someone named

Jared

Man that guy is a skeet nut

by Slerpup June 6, 2018

nut-hook

Getting a fish hook stuck in your nuts

Dude u just got nut-hooked

by Nut-hook March 1, 2018

Nut Boxing

The process of masturbatting while slamming ones fist down onto their nuts.

Hey Lenny what are you doing tonight? "oh not much just a little nut boxing"

Or

My balls are so bruised from nut boxing last night.

by Watts n Moose July 9, 2018

Nut Stache

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.

1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?

by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014