Chocolate cake

When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection

Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake

by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022

Chocolate Mountain

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.

"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 5, 2022

Chocolate Manhattan

Sexual act where you defecate in someone's mouth after which they fellate you.

"Dave said he'd give me a chocolate manhattan"
"Like the cocktail?"
"Sure..."

by TheCarpenterHasArrived December 29, 2016

Chocolate Swirl

A brown mountain is when you work at a cupcake shop and you run out of chocolate frosting. You then resort to using your shit. You squat on the table on make a swirl out of your chunky shit. A skinny Asian walks in, has your cupcake, and likes it. You then put her head in the oven, make a swirl of shit as lube and fuck her till the shit is in her ;)

“Dude I gave her a chocolate swirl last night”
“No way dude, I just did that to a newborn 👶🏿“

by Orgasmic Girl Sex January 9, 2021

Chocolate

The shit.

"Chocolate is the shit," little Timmy told his friends.

by That one annoying grammar kid April 7, 2020

Chocolate Reagan

When you take an entire bar of chocolate, melt it, and then pour it into somebody's asshole, then eat it.

"Yeah, dude, last night she totally let me do a Chocolate Reagan on her!"

"No shit??"

"Nope!"

by yondobas December 12, 2023

Brazilian chocolate

A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.

He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.

by Handle what’s mine December 6, 2017