Double Bag Rule

One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.

Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field

by Bear Down June 16, 2011

double dutch that ass

While doing doggy style sex the man crosses his arms in front then smacks the right butt cheek with the left hand and the left butt check with the right hand. While screaming double Dutch

Man sees a bountiful ass walking down the street and turns to his friend and says

“Ted I would totally double Dutch that ass”

by Roadhouse Chic February 7, 2018

double back-hand

to use both hands at the same time to smack someone across the face from both sides and once. then coming back to the face and smacking them witht the palm of your hands. see also back-hand.

He pissed me off so bad i had to double back-hand him.

by Amanda Knight May 11, 2006

Coltin Double C

The best couple ever. They make each other happy and have some fun time at night. They always smother each other’s faces and kiss in front of their one amazing and super hot friend. They are very happy with each other, but are mysterious about their relationship. It is the perfect pairing of Caitlin and Collin. All hail Coltin Double C! Yassss!!!

Man, I wish I had come up with a ship name as amazing as Coltin Double C. Who ever made it up must be a genius. She must be super hot too.

by Yasss shipper June 11, 2018

Double Meatball Conundrum

Occurs when you are pulling in to your morning destination, and shart after eating two $2 - 6" meatball subs the night before.

Dude, I was pulling into court to pay my ticket and had a double meatball conundrum!

by NocOps September 21, 2011

double doggy dare

Twice as effective as a double dare, which is twice as effective as a dare.

Anthony: I dare you to lick a tree.
Franklin: Yeah, well I double dare you to lick a tree.
Billy: I DOUBLE DOGGY DARE YOU TO LICK A TREE.
*Anthony and Franklin then proceed to lick a tree*

by Arungotboosted November 24, 2013

Double Monster Dump

The double monster dump, abbreviated DmD, is where you dump so big that your dump comes out of the john and takes another dump on top of your dump.

Yo lil cuh, i just took a dump and then in dumped on top of my dump. It was a Double monster Dump.

by P 4 Lyfe August 11, 2018