Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

sucka-nigga-syndrome

an ailment where an individual can't be happy for your progress/success, yet always points out your downfalls and short comings.

You earned your bachelor's degree and are currently finishing a master's program, yet the music group you are apart of says you don't spend enough time in the studio. They suffer from sucka-nigga-syndrome!

by J-Rock3299 February 22, 2013

Unpopular Opinion Syndrome

A term for when a person or group of people online feel like they are the only one with a certain opinion, while actually sharing the same obvious opinion that the majority has, mainly caused by misinterpreting anything that's being said outside their internet bubble.

Username: "Am i the only one in the world who thinks that destruction of property during protests is bad and should be punished?"
You thinking: "No, your not. Your post has 50k upvotes already. It's just Unpopular Opinion Syndrome that you're having"

by fakafmafaka June 11, 2020

Cockroach Wife Syndrome

A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.

"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"

by User133742069 October 15, 2023

severe overlove syndrome

When someone “loves” another person or being so much that they neglect their own needs and development to the point of putting themselves at risk.

Well truthfully he has demonstrated this severe overlove syndrome since he was barely out of diapers, it appears to be a type of addiction!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Mario Party Syndrome

What happens to the palm of your hand after playing minigames in Mario Party that involve rotating the joy stick. Symptoms include soreness in the palm and/or a red mark where the joy stick was rotated.

After playing Mari Party for several hours, Jose began to experience Mario Party syndrome on his right hand.

by Itsa Mea Mario January 13, 2010

Big Box Syndrome

A type of psychological affliction that causes a person to only be able to over-shop at “Big Box” stores where anything under the Sun can be purchased which fuels the compulsive hoarding difficulties the person already struggles with.

I have a close relative who is suffering with Big Box Syndrome and it is a fine disorder indeed when another person has it and you are the lucky recipient of their generosity emanating from their pathetic and uncontrollable overspending!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021