Super Ensign

Any Star Trek geek with a uniform that is obligated to serve under your beck and call so that they can bask in their own, bemusing glory of 'serving as an officer.'

A huge suck-up to any figure of authority in the army, Star Trek, or any other Sci-Fi movie with a commanding officer.

Also known as "Wesley Crusher"

You: Aw, shiz, I left my cat outside in the freezin rain.

Super Ensign: I can do that! *jumps out window and into yard, comes back with cat*

You: Thanks, ensign.

Super Ensign: *squee*

by fritobaggins February 23, 2011

Super Alpha

An alpha male, who is intellecutally, psychologically, sexually, emotionally, INTUITIVELY, economically and physically dominant. Very well read, well dressed, charming, cunning, worldly, WISE, - THE GODFATHER on steroids.

You are so alpha female, you need a super alpha. One who can trick you without you finding out.

by BossBabes January 24, 2024

super toaster

A certain type of joint, rolled by one of your best buds, that is made from two joints papers, rolled expertly tight, and toasted with a lighter for minutes before being lit and smoked.

That super toaster joint u rolled tonight lasted so long, wowwaweewaaa

by Dick Tiddy October 22, 2017

super pac

A frothy mix of lube and campaign funding that is sometimes the byproduct of politics.

Colbert culminated his nearly year-long criticism of Super PACs by saying that he wants "the Google recognition of a Santorum - I will not be satisfied until 'SuperPAC' means: A frothy mix of lube and campaign funding that is sometimes the byproduct of politics."

by slave973 March 6, 2012

British Super Bowl

Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC

Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.

by The Guy76667 February 4, 2013

super middle finger

this is when you put the middle finger up and make an angry face and thrust it up and down hard and fast with a vigorous motion at the person you putting it up at. and they get mad as hell trying to figure out what you mean by it. and can't ask you because you mad as hell and probably want to fight and you settle for doing this.

this super middle finger is killing everyone ego who do the normal middle finger

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 19, 2022

Super Soaker

A fat person when they splash into a pool

Person 1: Who made that big splash?
Person 2: It’s that super soaker over there.

by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 27, 2022