stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018

smotin'-stick

Bastardisation of "smitting stick", any long heavy wooden object used to handheld weapon usually smash to face of an enemy.

The traditional Irish game of hurling (similar to hockey) uses modified "smotin' sticks" to hit a small leather ball. The existance of this game indecates the popularity of "smotin' sticks" in gaelic Ireland.

by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

Lick the Stick

a bar game where men take turns trying to bone the hottest chick in the bar, specifically where you try to lick her "stick".

anyone down to play Lick the Stick? Winner gets free drinks for a week!

by Mr. Cool 2021 January 11, 2023

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

Missouri meter stick

Shaun Gladney penis

Look at that Missouri meter stick

by Dookie Boy Deluxe May 11, 2023

Pie stick

An assault rifle with a drum on it

"If I raise that pie stick I'm gonna let it bust"
Project Pat

by BenRacka July 30, 2020

slim stick

Someone who is very, very, VERY thin with spider legs and noodle arms.

A Slim body that looks exactly like a stick.

-Slim Stick

by Mayedutchez May 2, 2021