penis plug

When a male and his same sex partner mash shit into the peehole and then try and cum.

Dan: hey james can you penis plug me dude?
James: yea man, right after i finish my econ homework.

by Annita Hawk Emamouth January 23, 2008

choco penis

Exactly like it looks like it is, a chocolate penis.

Matt Doyle lovvvvess the chocolate penis'. They are a rare item to stay uneaten, like other snacks he encounters.

by foug December 15, 2003

Elmo, The Penis

The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.

While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.

There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!

by Museum Visitor October 25, 2009

Salad Penis

A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.

I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

Penis hockey

To play hockey with ones penis.

Slapping a hockey puck with ones penis. Penis Hockey.

by Bradvmik August 2, 2006

penis eater

someone who eats dick
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER

SHERMAN-DONT EAT THAT GUYS dick

by john smith November 26, 2003

Penis Wrinkle

Creases in the penis that collects scum.

He is a very cheesey penis wrinkle.

by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007