Yahoo Man

We don't speak of him here.
He can teleport to you in a matter of seconds.
With his secret technique, he is almost everywhere.

His speed is unmatched
If you hear an "Yahoo" it's over.
His name is M-YAHOOOOOO! *BANG
*Thud
Thank you so much for to playing my game!
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!

Person 1: We do not speak of the Yahoo Man.
Person 2: Who is he?
Person 1: Ok i will whisper it to you. His name is M-YAHOOOOOO! *BANG *BANG
*Thud
*Thud
Buh-Bye.
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!

by Yahoo Man December 16, 2021

man journal

like a diary but for very manly men

damn that’s a good idea jeremy lemme just jot that down in my man journal real quick

by ghrrrrrrrrr November 25, 2022

Ard man

Ard man means someone who acts like there invincible and nothing can hurt em

No one wants to get on there wrong side

Usually has a gang
solid

Person 1: did u see them chavs down town
Person 2:yeh they think there an ard man

by Chav of the year February 21, 2020

Man protein

Semen, jizz, cum....

" I had his man protein last night and it was so good!"

by longschlong69 December 27, 2014

Ocean-man

A creature of which swims for its whole life span. It is a cross between a frog and a dolphin.

Ocean-man take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand.

by Big scatt May 27, 2019

tiz man

A gimping black man with an extraordinary vocabulary (keeps a white girl at all times) and very often tight

Tiz man is tight again!

by Sexay stephe February 15, 2014

Man Chair

A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.

What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!

by soccer all November 25, 2016