Mexican Dogsled

When you jerk off repeatedly and cover the floor with cum then run a one man train on 8 ugly Mexican chicks strapped together while they slip and slide around the cum.

Andy: "Man why are you all wet?"

Enrique: "Shit I was running a Mexican Dogsled on those bitches from the club last night"

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

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Mexican Fuckbomb

A drink consisting of half a Modelo, 2 ounces of tequila, 1 ounce of rum, and a viagra pill.

“Try this drink I made bro, I call it The Mexican Fuckbomb.” “What’s in it?” “Don’t worry about it.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

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In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

by mhawke69 August 26, 2015

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Mexican Watermelon

were you shove a small watermelon up your ass while doing meth in powder form off of a mexican emo femboys penis while getting skull fucked simultaneously then the emo femboy skull fucking the individual smokes crystal meth using a 36 inch black dildo while oiling up with coconut cream and covers himself/herself in sand then plugs there ass with a back scratcher

omfg im so traumatized after lastnight me and man man/girl did the mexican watermelon

by chaseisalsome August 12, 2025

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mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.

I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.

by solarecreator July 29, 2014

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Mexican Earthquake

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.

I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!

by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024

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