Piece Of Shit

The piece of "technology" on which I am currently typing. Referred to in the business world as the "hp pavilion mx75"

"I HATE this piece of SHIT!"

by ilikefood July 21, 2008

Shit-eater

Refers to a person who eats shit. Can sometimes refer to a monkey or other animal that likes to eat shit, like a dog. Word is derived from Japanese porn videos where the girls eat shit. They are called Shit-eaters

"Dude I saw this video of this one Japanese chick, she was a shit-eater, hahaha!"

by Aclockwork3 June 1, 2004

Shit Truck

A being whom is bad at everything he attempts

He is a useless shit truck

by adam excell February 3, 2004

Ape Shit

Commonly used to describe someone or something that is crazy

Derek went ape shit when he found out that it was me who shit on the carpet

by LocoSmoko April 30, 2011

shit dick

1) Someone (Usually gay) who has anal intercourse with either a man or woman, leaving fecal remnants on their penis.
2) A racist term regarding african-american, implying that their penis is brown-the color of shit.

1) Those two guys are total shitdicks.
2) That guy's listening to 50 Cent!? Jesus, what a shitdick!

by Redwhitencrue25 July 21, 2005

Purple Shit

The "Purple Shit" is the official name for the large, and violet McDonald's character.

John: What toy did you get in your happy meal?
Bill: I got a Purple Shit. What did you get?

by rumbothevandal January 17, 2008

shit helmet

When one removes his penis from an ass and finds fecal matter attached to the head of his penis.

When Sarah asked me to fuck her in the ass, I didn't realize it was an invitation for a shit helmet. I guess I found out the hard way.

by fav January 27, 2007