dick cheese

the thick milk that comes out of a mans penis

guy: Hey babe do want to taste my dick cheese.
girl: Oh honey you don't even have to ask me that question

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019

Cheese Log

A plump, rural division III athlete whose diet tendencies are less than stellar. Diet includes, but is not limited to Arby's, soft serve ice cream, fries with ranch dressing, and blue powerade.

We just played Ultimate Frisbee against a bunch of Cheese Logs who were wheezing the whole time.

My Cheese Log roomate eats plain wonder bread while he plays COD all day.

by ShitDong December 4, 2018

eat cheese on

to talk bad about,to dis, to run down

I told her not to eat cheese on me at the bar anymore.

by shoon August 22, 2006

Grilled Cheese

An old woman's vagina

Why does it take old women so long to pee?
It's like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich

by TheMasterOfBates January 29, 2014

cheese murgered

Basically getting stabbed up by a burger

My nan got fucking cheese murgered

by My nan got yeetted January 28, 2019

Chode-cheese

The cheddar-like deposit found in the nether Regions of a Chode.

Chode-cheese? Yum! Bon apetít.

by Steve December 10, 2004

shlink cheese

To produce methane gasses from one's posterier. To flatulate. usually smells of gouda.

Hey jenna... shlink cheese.

by Amanda December 1, 2004