Cactus cunt

The cactus cunt is the third stage in the growth of female pubic hair. The first stage is a fuzzy peach that quickly evolves into a prickly pear. The third stage takes time, but when in full effect it can greatly hinder sexual performance.

Dave: so how was your date last night? Did you make it to third base?

Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.

Dave: that's rough bro.

by Plebeian July 8, 2017

dunce cunt

A dumb ignorant female who’s being a cunt.

My mother in law is nothing but a dunce cunt.

by LonLon21 March 17, 2022

Thunder Cunt

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.

I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.

by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

Cunt Milk

Another word for the liquid that comes from a woman’s vagina when she orgasms.

I sprayed my cunt milk over his penis in just under 3 minutes!

by ILoveToSpooge January 5, 2020

Fat cunt

A Fat Cunt is a human that is a cunt and is fat.

"listen up here you fat cunt"

by 7H30NE July 14, 2017

Cunt Clot

noun - a group, consisting of three or more persons, who are each individually acting like a giant cunt.

I was at my son’s soccer game, when a giant cunt clot emerged from a Mercedes-Benz SUV, talking badly about other player’s mothers.

by CumOnFeet November 16, 2022

Steady cunt

What your boss calls you when he thinks you're a lazy fucker

Now then steady cunt, move yer Griffe out of way!

by Soulcide November 15, 2022