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busted nuts

combination of the word "busted" meaning "overly good" (syn. "imba") and the word "nuts" meaning "the best possible thing".
In short, it means something that is of exceptionaly quality.
"Medics are the busted nuts"
"The Uzi is the busted nuts"
"Glare of Subdual is the busted nuts"
"I will bust your nuts"
by mihaixor February 1, 2006
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nut sack

crazy-intense, way gnarly, hardcore....
dude, the bumb was totally nut sack

Your mom went nut sack on your A..
by grant sweeting April 17, 2006
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nut face

Derived from a sexual act used when male climax is achieved via any type of sex (anal, vaginal, or oral...and for the daring, a quick handy). When said climax is achieved, the male busts onto the female's face. This term is specifically used for the woman. Her face is typically a 6 or 7, with the body of an 8 or 9. Not to be mistaken with a butter face, a nut face is still a cute face, but its sole function is a surface to nut on for when climax is achieved. Once you nut on a nut face's face, a clean up is not involved. *Be cautious however, most nut faces think nutting on their face is like a dog pissing on its property*.
ex 1//

Male 1: "Hey man, you see that Asian chick across the gym?"
Male 2: "Yeah bro, she seems fine af from behind, but I think I saw her earlier. She cute, nut face and all, but that ass though!"
Male 1: "That's disappointing. I do like me a good nut face though."

ex 2//
Girlfriend: "So why do you like me baby?"
Boyfriend: *thinks*, damn...should I tell her the truth? she's honestly thicc af but i have no idea if she'd hate me. she's got the perfect nutface... "Well babe, I honestly have no idea. You have so many good qualities about you. You honestly have a really nice ass, you know I eat that shit out day n nite, but you're really sweet..." *omg I'm on the brink of saying it* "...and I really love our sex cause your –––––NUTFACE"
Girlfriend: "IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU? UGH, you know I love it when you do that though."
by St1fl3r the F0ndl3r October 8, 2017
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nut napkin

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin
by landin porson March 8, 2019
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Nut Balloon

When you have a pimple on one of your man danglers.
man #1 UUUGGGHHH dude my left ball is soooo sore
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls
by mister moosecock February 14, 2012
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Nut-Lynch

When guys lift up their junk before sitting down in order to avoid sitting on their boys.
Man that guy just smashed his balls when he sat down.

Yeah he should have nut-lynched.
by Cruz Heimer January 8, 2009
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Nut Boxing

The process of masturbatting while slamming ones fist down onto their nuts.
Hey Lenny what are you doing tonight? "oh not much just a little nut boxing"

Or

My balls are so bruised from nut boxing last night.
by Watts n Moose July 9, 2018
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