full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

Pizza Time Pizza

Pizza Time Pizza is a small web-series by the youtuber Alex Bale, the series is also an ARG and hides clues in the series to make up a full story. Currently the series sadly ended.

PIZZA TIME PIZZA IS NOT A CULT
AND IF YOU THINK PIZZA TIME PIZZA IS A CULT
THEN YOU'RE WRONG
THEN YOU'RE WRONG

!PIZZA TIME PIZZA IS NOT A CULT

by DankNemes January 28, 2020

Time Out Text

When you are texting somebody and you don't know what to say so you take a quick 5 minute break to walk around and think.

Emma: wanna get married???

*5 minutes later after taking a time out text*

Chris: sure how about tomarrow?

by KoRnMAGGOT January 31, 2010

cig bro time

a shared experience between two friends during which they smoke a cigarette together and talk about life/anything (and essentially "bro out"). it is traditionally an experience between two people, but exceptions can be made. people will often leave a group just to enjoy cig bro time, and will most likely finish their cigarette feeling content and closer to the other person.

Hey Jim?" "Yeah, Bradford?" "Cig bro time?" "For sure!

by GuitarAndOreos18 February 26, 2011

Santa Cruz Time

a form of time measurement that is more of a generalization than a specific time. Marked by a fluid sense of time maintenance that one will arrive/event will take place roughly around a designated time; typically late with no given parameter of how late or if will arrive/start at all.

Our meeting was at noon but she is running on Santa Cruz time so I am not sure when she'll arrive.

by MoonFlower February 23, 2017

Big Time CEO

An absolute hero

"fuckin hell Alfie, you're not a Big Time CEO... you have a tumor on your head, weird teeth and your girl could fuck you up, look at her six pack jesus christ, she's the real big time."

by flatsinger June 10, 2019

part-time pervert

When your not always a pervert. But you find yourself perving out from time to time! Not easy or sleezy. making-out! esp in cars!

Chris and Mary are part-time perverts!

by Hollywood 626 January 6, 2009