Mexican Hand Game

A game much like patty cake but with many more possibilities.

My girlfriend and I were out of ideas so we decided to play the Mexican Hand Game.

by dudeguy1349 May 13, 2011

left hand texting

When on the phone but giving self pleasure so you use left hand to text as to not stop pleasuring oneself.

Cindy: I heard you moaning on the phone low key ... What were you doing?
Mike: My bad I was left hand texting while chopping it up looking at big asses on Tumblr.
Cindy: Nice you should get you a big booty and find out WTMD (what that mouth do).
Mike: Why don't you show me.

by Dr. Wise Crack October 25, 2017

two hand man

a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .

jeffie
THM SR.= two hand man senior :)

by Silly billy bean February 13, 2009

Left-handed Web Site

A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes

"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"

by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008

t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool July 3, 2010

taste of the back of my hand

taste of the back of my hand (give you a)

To give someone a backhanded slap across the face.

Shuttup ho, or ill give you a taste of the back of my hand!

by George December 19, 2004

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

by YYEE and might I add HA HA HA June 2, 2016