A condition in which the subject's legs are equal to less than half of their entire height. See also: Damn Short.
by Lola Sylverwulf September 21, 2011
Get the Corgi Leg Syndromemug. Chronic noosing syndrome
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
Get the Chronic noosing syndromemug. an ailment where an individual can't be happy for your progress/success, yet always points out your downfalls and short comings.
You earned your bachelor's degree and are currently finishing a master's program, yet the music group you are apart of says you don't spend enough time in the studio. They suffer from sucka-nigga-syndrome!
by J-Rock3299 February 22, 2013
Get the sucka-nigga-syndromemug. When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.
I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.
by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018
Get the Dirty dick syndromemug. Popularised by chartered accountants in the South West and London, Serc-Myers syndrome is used to refer to a man in their twenties developing early onset beer belly (note, may not be caused by the consumption of beer). To have Serc-Myers, the stomach must extend further than the chest.
"You should stop drinking so much, you're starting to develop Serc-Myers"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"
by hmmokaythen March 12, 2018
Get the Serc-Myers Syndromemug. Where you’re a loner, but only because you can’t relate to anyone else due to past trauma and experiences.
Once you meet someone you can open up to, the syndrome is lifted with said person.
Once you meet someone you can open up to, the syndrome is lifted with said person.
by Alkura January 18, 2021
Get the Daryl Dixon Syndromemug. A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.
"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"
by User133742069 October 15, 2023
Get the Cockroach Wife Syndromemug.