Ass-hole dating

When one person doesn't want to date another person but at the same time doesn't want to not date that person, resulting in an awkward limbo of confusion that lasts who knows how long.

"He's been talking to her for 8 months but won't ask her to date him? That guy must be into ass-hole dating.

by TallyTod May 27, 2017

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curly hair hole

a woman's vagina. non color-specific.

"did you pound her curly hair hole last night?"

"damn, that girl could fit an entire kielbasa in her curly hair hole"

"Do you want to see my curly hair hole?"

"did you hear that sally got her curly hair hole pierced?"

by theclownmonster January 12, 2013

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fuck shit hole

When you dad fucks your hole so hard it tears. You then try to hit home but he calls for his pet goose and the goose ends up fucking you

Oh no my dad fuck shit hole

by Fuck shit hole November 1, 2020

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hot wing hole

The burning sensation felt in your sphincter while deficating after eating hot wings.

Tyler: Man my ass is on fire!
Randy: What did you eat last night?
Tyler: The usual from hooters.
Randy: Bra you got a case of the hot wing hole.

by Randus Mil January 15, 2014

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black hole douche

This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.

Man, don't get anywhere near Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.

by speedshift September 14, 2014

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