Pilly Penis

A verry small pathetic penis with an inch of forskin on the tip.
Pilly Penises are usullay owned by people who are tall and are named ian

Tracey- Ian is so hott!
Melanie- Ya but i heard he has a Pilly Penis

by TheBigAssCheese June 26, 2008

woling penis

a woman, who usually likes large penis that flys in the sky with diamonds, much like the beatles song, "lucy in the sky with diamonds"

Whoa, what's that in the sky?!
Oh nothing that's just a woling penis.

by lingwontonchopsticfks October 16, 2009

speed penis

The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking amphetamine.

Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...

by Monsieur K. March 12, 2009

penis wrinkle

the wrinkle on one's penis.

I have several penis wrinkles.
Eric is a penis wrinkle.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

penis monger

a person who wants to have sex with a penis, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.

Staw away from that penis monger!

by Evan Macias June 25, 2005

penis pumper

1. an object that makes your cock bigger
2. an insult to a dumbass

you penis pumper y did you fuck my gal!

by eric September 26, 2004

penis butter

something used to get gum out of your hair

egor! use some penis butter to get the gum out of your hair!

then give jack a blumkin

by Penis Mctits March 8, 2008