National get dick day

You get dick in your asshole

Him: wanna get national get dick day in your ass
Her:yes daddy

by anonymous April 8, 2021

National Anti-Stupid Hour

National Anti-Stupid Hour takes place on September 11th, at exactly 4:20 AM, where all stupid people have slave owners break into their house and get very severely tortured for an hour.

John got his torturing tools out to get ready to torture his 6 year old cousin for National Anti-Stupid Hour.

by hībīkase April 2, 2021

National Kiss Jensen day

May 28th is national kiss Jensen day

I kissed him because its national kiss Jensen day

by LEVIisHOT May 27, 2022

National kick Ambi day

Today is the day you can kick your friend Amber who likes to be called Ambi

" Today is October 28 which means it's national kick Ambi day" said Bobb

by YOU_SUCKKK October 23, 2019

national william dafoe day

National William dafoe Day is celebrated every year on August 2-5 , It’s the day on which everyone gathers to praise and honor William dafoe.

Person 1 : Why is your bling iced out but that shit melting from all your hot bars, you got the drip.
Person 2 :oh its just national william dafoe day

by Doctor, bufmfugck August 3, 2022

National grab hair day

National grab hair day guysss!! Touch someone’s hair, even if they think it’s weird! This event starts on 22nd March. Have fun!!

Can I touch your hair? “No!” *touches hair* “wtf!!” Its national grab hair day :)

by Joes hair March 20, 2021

national hate sophie day

A day to hate every Girl named Sophie Jackson

This heroic day takes place on the 9th of January every year

“I hate Sophie Jackson on national hate Sophie day

by Gang12344688 February 7, 2018