A person who prevents everyone around them from discussing the finale of "Lost" because they haven't watched it yet. The prefix "Jack" comes from the first name of the candidate Jack Shephard. The suffix "off" refers to the person being a jerk-off.
Co-worker 1: Holy cow! Did you see "Lost" last night!
Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow.
Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off!
Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off.
Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.
Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow.
Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off!
Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off.
Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.
by mondo270 May 23, 2010
Get the Jack-off mug.1. An odd label in telling someone that the person has an I.Q. level of a gold fish (pescado meaning in Spanish fish) and an attitude like a jackass. Basically the person is nonsense.
Hence "Pescado the Jack"
2. Hard headed person who is a know-it-all who is really a fool
Hence "Pescado the Jack"
2. Hard headed person who is a know-it-all who is really a fool
"If we are going to survive we're going to build a fire"
"Maybe I don't want to build a fire, maybe I want to find rocks and spell S.O.S"
"Listen to me Pescado the Jack, it the dead of night, we are stranded on island, and it is Cold as Hell--"
"Hell can't be cold because it hot."
"Idiot..."
"Maybe I don't want to build a fire, maybe I want to find rocks and spell S.O.S"
"Listen to me Pescado the Jack, it the dead of night, we are stranded on island, and it is Cold as Hell--"
"Hell can't be cold because it hot."
"Idiot..."
by Ace Carde March 20, 2010
Get the Pescado the Jack mug.by homeboy October 17, 2004
Get the jack that ass mug.1. "Damn, Jack is a cunt!"
2. "Fuck that Fucking Jack-cunt!"
3. You leave the room for a short period of time, and on your return, realise that Jack is in your chair. "Get the fuck out of my chair, Jack You cunt!"
2. "Fuck that Fucking Jack-cunt!"
3. You leave the room for a short period of time, and on your return, realise that Jack is in your chair. "Get the fuck out of my chair, Jack You cunt!"
by Hardcoresucksthepecker February 7, 2010
Get the Jack-cunt mug.When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you stab her in the back with an ice pick
Dude 1: "I totally just climbed Everest! I don't know what is left to accomplish!"
Dude 2: "You take that ice pick and go jack frost on some ho"
Dude 2: "You take that ice pick and go jack frost on some ho"
by Theodis Bergstein June 21, 2006
Get the jack frost mug.A type of kid that destroys at COD, usually lives life "legit", and knows that allmost everyone is full of BS. Usually somone who is afraid of small things, like kids he doesnt know, and doesnt like to do things that are too crazy. Also somone who keeps all there thoughts in there head so as not to attract a butt load of haters.
"Hey Jack theres some kids in your backyard"
"Yea ik bro but i dont want to go back there"
"why?, are you scared?"
"Nah, im just Jack"
or
"Hey Jack, do you like that one kid?"
"no hes so gay, he changes his story everyday, hes Mcleading it up bro"
"oh"
"Yea ik bro but i dont want to go back there"
"why?, are you scared?"
"Nah, im just Jack"
or
"Hey Jack, do you like that one kid?"
"no hes so gay, he changes his story everyday, hes Mcleading it up bro"
"oh"
by whoareyouman May 18, 2010
Get the jack mug.A mixed drink that consists of Jackdaniels and Monster energy drink. This Uses the same meathod as a Jagger bomb but useing jack daniels instead of Jagermeister.
At first you wont feel it but then you feel the Jack's hit you like an attack.
At first you wont feel it but then you feel the Jack's hit you like an attack.
by FrostBite151 October 23, 2009
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