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Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.
Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"
by Hosted287 November 5, 2020
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smol bean

someone who dresses uniquely, as their personality, and listens to music you can’t relate to anyone alive
why do smol beans finish words with -ness?

uve got yourself a smol bean sense of cringe
by pancherfaust March 16, 2018
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Chernobyl bean

When someone does a very bad smelling fart -radioactive beans specifically- this fart could knock out a whole crowd
Guy 1:Ewwww it stinks
Guy 2:sorry I farted

Guy 1:Chernobyl bean ass
by Squiggleclick. March 16, 2023
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Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good
by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022
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pop a bean

dorukpro1907: i popped a bean
yodapenetrator69: imma pop a bean too
by wmnke December 9, 2023
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Jelly Bean

A GREAt person who is soft and nice no homo
Some Gay: Who Jelly Bean
Me: Best person to breathe
by iamnotgay1 September 22, 2017
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Garbanzo beans

"Got my bitch pregnant, now I got to buy some garbanzo beans for her"
by Niggafriedchicken June 12, 2018
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