the turkey butt

Miley Cyruses display of her sad excuse for a butt at the 2013 VMAs.

She got the turkey butt

by YuRi2013 August 28, 2013

Butt-Cold

The temperature of your butt after sitting down on a cold toilet seat.

Jerome: Why are you taking that blanket with you to the bathroom?
T-Raw: I don't want to get butt-cold!

by lolgamergirl69 October 13, 2012

butt felony

A butt felony is a grievous offense committed to or on a butt. This corresponds to offenses committed by humans or by nature itself.

Person 1: "Oh my God, one of that girl's cheeks is WAY bigger than the other one!"
Person 2 (reply): "I know, man, what a butt felony!"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice game!" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that was NOT a butt felony"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice shirt" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that WAS a butt felony"

by Zeb Girouard April 28, 2007

Butt Time

Butt Time is a phrase used when trying to initiate anal sex with a person.

I unloaded the dishwasher and took out the garbage. Now it's Butt Time.

by RobsBBQ June 25, 2017

Butt Putt

Sexual activity involving the insertion of a golfball (of any color or brand) into the anus of a male's sexual partner, followed by poking (or "putting") the ball with his member while inside the rectum.

In a statement: "I got a hole-in-one last night while playing butt putt"

Or, could be an answer to a question: "Why are you walking funny?" "Butt Putt..."

by Anonymous Golfer January 20, 2009

butt master

The person that a butt monkey would follow. Can also be used as a verb.

In the movie, Mean Girls, Regina is the butt master and Gretch and Karen are the butt monkeys. (Think leader and followers)
ex. You need to butt master that seriously... OR... She totally butt mastered him!

by levicel September 28, 2004

Butt Load

Noun, An amount of money, usually large, approximately enough to buy a jetski with.

"Thats A Buttload of money, enough to buy a jetski with!"

by FRANK THOMAS April 6, 2004