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Mental Baby

Someone that has the appearance of a crack head, or who has been taking meth. Their face is all messed up and their hair is like a bird's nest. Also, if the person is acting like a stupid dumbass or doesn't understand what you're saying.

Someone that looks like they've been dropped on the head.
She's acting like a mental baby! I wanna punch her in the face!

Ewww, look at her head! It looks deformed!
by fuckyeahitsanne October 23, 2011
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Baby Shark

When you eat out a woman after she gets an abortion. Often an act of regret and lust. Quite a confusing time for all parties involved.
My baby momma just used a coat hanger up that shit, honestly so proud I'm bout to baby shark that pussy.
by BabysharkMat November 8, 2021
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im baby

when in general it means, self love, being soft and small, ''im baby'' is something a tumblr girl/vsco girl will say as excuse for everything.
A: B, i think i'll have to expell you from the group chat, you keep changing the topic.
B: you can't do that, im baby!!!!! unu
A: you aren't baby. you are 25 and with a steven universe profile pic.
by illeatyourfeet November 22, 2019
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Baby Soviet

God of the universe

After making hitler his bitch and being the man responsible for the most deaths caused worldwide. He decided to rape god and rewrite history, by creating shaggy, although shaggy is one of the strongest and powerful god’s in the universe, he still remains powerless to Baby Soviet, the son of Stalin. Throughout wars shaggy was used in various occasions, Pearl Harbor that was shaggy, 9/11 that was Baby Soviet, Hiroshima that was shaggy, after the collapse of the Soviet Union, shaggy drifted apart, and lived a simple life, without fear or emotions, till one day are failed test experiment bappo escaped motherland, and was United with shaggy and fought many wars together, but Baby Soviet’s creation remains lost, and bappo’s only weakness is, Lacto
Yo shaggy and bappo are god’s, whaoooo yo, shaggy’s Dad is Baby Soviet and bappo was created by him too
by Jaina February 20, 2019
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Baby Pudding

hey babe, would you like some of my baby pudding?
by Ted1590 May 10, 2018
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Revenge baby

When the significant other has not learned their lesson in life or used protection. One party or the other straight sent it.
Man :"That woman was so out of line when she cheated on me, I did an about face and got her pregnant, revenge baby."

Woman: "That fucking asshole gave me what I wanted after I cheated on him. Then he kept his mouth shut, played along and I threw him away. Then the mouther fucker surprises me, gets a good job , wants to be a family and marries me, then quits the job and is now jobless social shaming me some more, so I got pregnant again, revenge baby, because he didn't learn his lesson either, then divorced him."
by Ankle-sprain July 22, 2021
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Boopy Baby

The boopy baby couldn't wink so she found an even better way to show her affection 💯💞😘
by WhiteHead69420 July 29, 2023
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