dead cat bounce

Investor slang; a brief recovery in the price of a falling stock. Term is derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."

I tried to buy GX on the dead cat bounce but got burned.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

clarky cat

Slang term for ketamine

Do you want another line of clarky cat?

by craig December 1, 2003

fat shit cat

a fat cat with fat shit named meatball

take fat shit cat off of my crotch

by T-Money May 1, 2003

Crazy cat lady

A women who has 5 or more cats that she constantly tells story's about to random strangers.

Kerry just got her 5th cat , she is officially a crazy cat lady.

by 7 cats 1 till forever alone September 16, 2012

Kill my cat

When someone is bothering you so much you tell them kill my cat.

Mike: Aye man where you get them shoes i need to know, come on tell me, tell me, plese.

Maurice: Kill my cat nigga get your own style.

by yung mo March 8, 2009

Phantom cat

Also known as a Plato Puss. When you think you recognise a cat but when you run towards it frantically to pet it this "cat" turns out to be some lifeless object. This happens most to cat-happy people who want to see cats everywhere.

You walk down the street and see a cat basking in the sunlight only to find out that it's a black trashbag as you approach it. You have just seen a phantom cat.

by Anonymous Model December 31, 2009

Cat Velociraptor

A cute fuzzy feline looking Dinosaur that closely resembles a Velociraptor. This rare animal is very speedy, but easily distracted. Has a very distinct laugh that can only be compared to a young girl.

That Cat Velociraptor just ate my arm....but its so cute!

by Therera November 12, 2009