cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

Cheese From Under

Ballsack sweat accumulation

When Tom went jogging....he was sportin' some Cheese from Under. Support my cause. Read 1000 thumbs up and holla.

by Andi March 24, 2005

Blue cheese

Corlene thinking she is hard because she is only 6ft tall jeeezz🤣
We love a blue cheese 🧀 next time do your hair properly always sticky upy I recommend yu not to be friends with that girl

“Eww look at blue cheese”
“Why is her hair blue shall we name her blue cheese”

by Unknown person:) November 10, 2019

Government cheese

Cheese made by the U.S government that is sent to Panchitos

This burger tastes like lexi fold and Government Cheese

by Govcheese November 16, 2019

Cheese Defense

She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.

After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.

by timmy gruich January 18, 2009

bacon and cheese

a midnight snack (particularly a tasty one) served piping hot

bacon and cheese is a delicious thing for your mouth and it is even better in thee summer when its tan and also you can eat chocolate sauce and sushi with it ;)

by spencerkusher July 9, 2011

cheese grater

an ultimate wedgie when wearing a thong.

seriously guys, my underwears like a cheese grater

by fewfbpewa November 30, 2009