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The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. โŒ๐Ÿ’ผ

- NO bike. ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿป โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšฒ

- ONLY pay in twenties. โœ…๐Ÿ’ต
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022
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Laura<3

Laura is the worlds hottest and sweetest person. Everyone likes her and a lot of people loves her.

The perfectness of her is to huge to explain but everyone knows it.
If she enters a room, everyone will see her because of the cute and lovely smile and her shine.

Laura is know for her love and for her smartness. She will always give you all her power if she think you deserve it.

If she finds a partner for herself, her partner will become happy for the rest of his life.

Laura is more than just a perfect Person, she is a goddess and a king.
by Dannyasimpoflaura November 22, 2021
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3

1. The number 3
2. Somones password
3. A number that looks like the letter e
1. I am 3 years old..now you kinda understand what I am saying right?
2. My password is not 3 I said IS NOT! *types in 3 as password in persons face they were talking to*
3.I keep typ3ing my "e" as a "3" and my "3" as a "e". Som3one help me. I am on e1e driv3.
by DictionaryIsLife November 23, 2019
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PEGI 3

Given to games considered by PEGI suitable for all ages.

Violence - PEGI 3 games can only contain some violence in a comical text; comical violence.

Bad Language - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Discrimination - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Drugs - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Fear - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Gambling - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Horror - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Mike: Hey, you wanna play this game called Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?

Jack: Pfft... No! That's PEGI 3! I'd rather play Doom Eternal!

Mike: That's one player though!

Jack: Well at least it's got the PEGI 18 rating, that means it's epic.

Mike: You're 15, not even old enough to play it.

Jack: Well.. I'd get mildly used to it, so it's not a problem. Now go so I can play Doom Eternal!

Mike: Fine...

Jack: Wait! You're like 14... right?

Mike: Yes?

Jack: Just play a horror game. They're cool as well.

Mike: What horror games are there for me that aren't rated 16 or 18?

Jack: What kind of question is THAT? There's FNaF, Dark Deception, Bendy and The Ink Machine and some others.

Mike: Fine... goodbye.
by iamnotmyself April 24, 2022
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.2.Potential, pote.1.N.2.tial, potentiaL.3.

.2.Potential, pote.1.N.2.tial, potentiaL.3.
.2.Potential, pote.1.N.2.tial, potentiaL.3.
by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
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:3

Used by someone who wants to get brutally fucked all hours of the day, complete back scratching worthy sex.

:3 is used to make them look innocent, but deep down they have wild vulgar tendencies. Hope this helps! ๐Ÿฅฐ
Hehe :3
by Kuniko March 8, 2024
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