I loke you

A combination between like and love, used when you feel that it’s still too early to say love, but you feel like “like” is too little. (See also I live you.)

Girlfriend: Does something adorable or sweet. Essentially she just exists... :)
Boyfriend: *laughs*
Girlfriend: “What?!!”
Boyfriend: “Nothing”
Girlfriend: “Unhunh... yeah right”
Boyfriend: “It’s nothing, I loke you”
Girlfriend “I loke you too” ;)

by Formysugarducky November 28, 2019

Am i loved?

No youre not

Person 1: Am I loved?
Mother: No

by Mymotherfoundmypornfolder March 12, 2021

i hate bitches

This is a phrase to describe hatred towards bitches. This can apply to anyone, not gender-specific, who is acting like a bitch.

*someone pulls out in front of you*
"Ugh I hate bitches"

by Chacoroniandmeese March 12, 2021

when will i ever

in response to someone of attractiveness you will never reach. often used dramatically or to hype up friends

you look so good today! when will i ever?

by gnbitch September 27, 2017

I need friend

Eh helo I need frend ples I want frend or famili can somone help me? I ned frend and iPod want it now

I ned frend now ples so ples I need friend now ples

by MatteMaker March 4, 2021

I love Emily

I love Emily. She is that one chick who every guy wants to smash like the titanic her tits are fucking ginourmous and I can't stand it I cum so hard at the sight of her body.

Guy 1 : OMG I LOVE EMILY SO MUCH SHE MADE ME CUM ON IMPACT!!
Guy 2: Wow you are so lucky I would kill to have that satisfaction.

by iloveemilyofficial October 28, 2019

lazy-i-tus

No attending work/school because of laziness.

Me:Are you sick?
Victim:Oh, man i got a bad case of lazy-i-tus!

by papa schmuk March 30, 2007